The "TACTICAL (!!!)", Gucci gear fanbois had it coming for a while, now this parody of ridiculous obsessions about individual (pseudo-)military gear is totally deserved:
Hat tip to Weapons, warfare and industrial idiocy.
...and they didn't even parody the Multicam fanbois yet.
P.S.: You cracked up when he mentioned the "tactical toilet paper"? Wait till you see this.
P.S.2: In case someone googled my name and found photos of some fat guy; that's not me. I look remotely similar to the sunglasses guy in the video. I'm rarely that well-shaved, though.